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NFT PREVIEWS

Webzee is a random dude who likes to draw cool stuff. He makes dope NFTs. Just buy them. Don't think too much about it. They probably will be sold out before you're done reading this sh*tty bio anyways.

DAFUQ IS THIS?

Webzee's World is a collection of unique procedurally generated NFTs. They're pretty dope, but don't take my word for it, buy them all and then decide for yourself! Previews above.

IS WEBZEE EVEN REAL?

There comes a time in every adult's life when they must ask themselves some hard questions... Do penguins have knees? What does OK actually mean? Why are SOFTBalls so f*cking hard? Am I just zeros and ones projected into a universe sized computer simulation? To get the answers all these questions and more please join our Discord where expert sh*t posters who probably don't even own any Webzee NFTs are waiting to give you their sh*tty opinion on just about anything.
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WELCOME TO
WEBZEE'S WORLD

Webzee is a random dude who likes to draw cool stuff. He makes dope NFTs. Just buy them. Don't think too much about it. They probably will be sold out before you're done reading this sh*tty bio anyways.

DAFUQ IS THIS?

Webzee's World is a collection of unique procedurally generated NFTs. They're pretty dope, but don't take my word for it, buy them all and then decide for yourself! Previews on the right.

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IS WEBZEE EVEN REAL?

There comes a time in every adult's life when they must ask themselves some hard questions... Do penguins have knees? What does OK actually mean? Why are SOFTBalls so f*cking hard? Am I just zeros and ones projected into a universe sized computer simulation? To get the answers all these questions and more please join our Discord where expert sh*t posters who probably don't even own any Webzee NFTs are waiting to give you their sh*tty opinion on just about anything.
NFT PREVIEWS




HOW TO BUY

At Webzee's World we strive to make purchasing our NFTs easy, breazy, webzee, peezy. Simply spend anywhere from 2 to 25 business days patiently checking our -- Discord, Twitter, Insta, Finsta, Linked-In, Tik-Tok, and Website -- for updates at least 4 to 5 times per day. Don't worry we definitely will forget to update some channels and you probably will miss the launch anyways.

Alternatively you can just register for the whitelist and one of our interns will probably email you. If they don't please send a fax to 2*02-55*-0125 to file an official complaint. Who knew buying sh*t could be so easy?

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Don't worry Webzee will most definitely not sell your email or personal data to cthulhu or any other filthy cephalopod.




MORE DETAILS

If you got this far and are reading this, you're probably my mom. If you're not my mom, you probably have no life. Anyways here's more details:

Each Webzee NFT Artwork is generated from over 165 unique attributes hand drawn by Webzee. Using some spaghetti code some rando intern wrote on a scrap of toilet paper this one time, we generate the artworks using math and stuff. Then Webzee hand selects each artwork by deleting the ones that are kinda maybe too sh*t.

WHAT WILL YOU GET? Even webzee doesn't f*cking know... It's a blind mint

ATTRIBUTES LIST

➞ 34 Abstract AF Backgrounds
➞ 32 Overlayed Extra Sh*tty Marks
➞ 32 Character Faces Of Randos You Don't Know
➞ 50 Overlaid Mostly Illegible Epigrams
➞ 17 Signatures that you can use to steal Webzee's identity

Rarity: Some Attribbutes are rarer than others, making some webzee NFTs super scarce and special.

ALSO INCLUDED

➞ Obscure Artistic References That You're too Uncultured to Understand
➞ Cooking Recipies For Grandma's Chocolate Chip Cookies
➞ Helpful Life Advice

TECH STUFF

➞ Ethereum because Webzee only eats Eth... yummy yummy omnomnoom
➞ ERC 721 because f*ckit why not
➞ High def 2000 by 2000 pixels images so that way you have to shrink them before you can use them





ROADMAP

➞ Start Up
➞ Cash In
➞ Sell Out
➞ Bro Down




More Art

Here's some more previews. Please consider sharing these with your grandma. She misses you and you don't talk to her enough.







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